I bought a light saber toothbrush that lights up…I think it’s probably intended for children but honestly I don’t even care.
My corset [among other less interesting things] came in the mail last week. I didn’t think I’d be able to do the back up on my own but I kind of managed. Only thing is I can’t get it done up super-tight enough so that I have super epic cleavage. But I did my best so that I could show you it c:
Anonymous asked: where is the exact location of your asshole
Hopefully that helps.
How the Loxy came to be
Once upon a time, a nimrod fuckhead of a teenager, who at that time was better identified as Hayley, was playing some weird-ass shitty MMO for the billion and fifth time and had exhausted all of her other usual screen names (which were probably shit and gay as fuck anyways) on dyke-ass warrior characters with two-handed swords probably used to ass-rape all of her fuck-ass dyke bitch-friends whenever they got bored
So she set off on a journey to scour the internet in all its calamity and glory to find some sort of name or title that had at least some semblance of badassery and obvious boner appeal. An unknown amount of hours [and three bags of Cool Ranch Doritos] later and the little dweeb finally found something that sounded kind of cool on some gay-ass fucking mythical creatures website or something fucking gay like that
The name was Loxy, it rhymed with foxy, it sounded almost sexy, and coincidentally sounded a lot like Boxxy, but that’s not ever what it was supposed to be about so let’s just forget about that for now.
The name was used occasionally in nostalgic visits to gay-ass MMO’s and massive fur fag trollings on some sort of virtual “reality” game that I think was called SecondWife or some gay shit like that. A friend of a gay friend of Loxy’s accidentally jumbled some letters and mistook her name for Loxyclean, as in Oxyclean, as in BAM AND THE DIRT IS GONE, and then nothing was ever thought of it again for a few more years to come.
Fast forward to some point in the future when Hayley [what a fucking faggot ass name that is] was finally cool enough, or possibly gay enough depending on how much of a macho CoD-faggot you are, to start getting into things like intense online Swat matches on Halo Reach during the wee hours of the mornings, accompanied possibly by her awesome dyke brother and a bottle of Stoli. L0XY, specifically with a zero in the place of a capital “O”, as in orgasms, was randomly, completely by chance, chosen as the call tag, and many a horny virginal fan boy would call after her as she tea bagged them with her massive Spartan vagina balls.
Yeah. How fucking gay.
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